Funny Hindi Jokes - Chintu Ne Pintu Se Kaha...

Chintu: Tune Itne Chote Chote Bal Kyu Katvaye?

Pintu: Nay Ke Pas Char Rupiye Chutte Nahi The is Liye Maine Char Rupiye Ke Jayda Katva Diye.

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एक आदमी भगवान से: तुमने बचपन दिया वो भी वापस ले लिया,

तुमने जवानी दी वो भी वापस ले ली,
 
तुमने पैसा दिया वो भी वापस ले लिया,

और एक बीवी भी दी है...                                         
                           भूल गये क्या???

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Ek Bar Ek Docter Ne Ek Sharabi Ko Samzate Hua Kaha.

Docter : Ye Daru Aachai Cheez Nahi Ye Thoda Thoda Kareke Aadmi Ki Jan Le Leta He.

Sharabi : To Sir Muje Bhi Kaha Marne Ki Jaldi He. Thoda Thoda Kareke Marege.

Bhikhari Sir Se

Bhikhari : Sir 10 Rupiye Dona.

Sir : Mere Pas 100 Ki Note Hai Tere Pas Chautte Hai.

Bhikhari : Khush Hoke. Ha Hai Sir.

Sir : To Pehle Vo Kharch Kar.

Ek Kanjush Aadmi Auto Main

Ek Kanjush Aadmi Auto Main Ja Raha Tha Aur Auto Ki 

Break Fail Ho Gayi.

Autowala : Sir Auto Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Kya Karu?

Kanjush : Kuch Nahi Pehle Meter Bandh Kar.

Chintu Ne Pintu Se

Chintu : Yar Pintu Ye Khushi Kya Hoti Hai.

Pintu  : Mujhe Nahi Pata Kyuki Meri Shadi Bachpan Main 

Hi Ho Gayi Thi.

Chintu Interview Main

Sir : Apko Kitne Salo Ka Tajurba Hai.

Chintu : Salo ka Nahi Saliyo Ka hai.

Boss Apni Secretory Se - Funny Hindi Jokes

Boss : Tum Aaj Itni Late Kyu Ayi Tumhe Malum Nahi Kam 

Kitne Baje Chalu Hota hai.

Secretory : Nahi Main Jab Bhi Aati Hu Sab Kam Karte Hua Dikhy dete Hai.

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EK Chacha Har Hafte Nayi Mobile Ki Battery Lene Dukan Jate The.

Ye Dekhakar Dukan Dar Bola : Aap Har Hafte Nayi Mobile Ki 

Battery Kyu Lete Ho?

Chacha : Kya Karu Isme Har Hafte Ye Likha Aa Jata Hai 

"Battery Law"    ..........!!!!

Teacher Ne Kaha Bachho se

Teacher : Yadi Tumahre Left Side Ke Pocket 1000Rs Aur 

Right Side Ke Pocket Me 1000 Rs He To Tum Kya 

Sochonge?

Mannu : Sala Ye Kiska Pent Hai.

Madam Aur Bhikhari

Bhikhari : Madam Kuch Khane Ko De Do.

Madam : Maine Tuje Pehle Kahi Dekha Hai.

Bhikhari : Hum Dono FaceBook Par Friend Hai.

Bakari Ne Anda Diya

Santa : Aaj Meri Bakari Ne Anda Diya.

Banta : Kya Bat Kar Raha Hai.

Santa : Meri Murgi Ka Nam Bakari Hai.

Maa Aur Patni Ke Ansu

Beta :  (Pitaji Se) - Maa Aur Patni Ke Ansu Me Kya anatar Hai.

Pitaji :  Maa Ke Ansu Dil Pe Var Karte Hai

            Aura

            Patni Ke Ansu Poket Pe Var Karte Hai.

Hindi Jokes

Santa Ne Aayine Samne Khade Rah Kar Apni Ankhe Bandh Kar Li.

Ye Dekha kar Iski Wife Boli : Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa bola: Me Dekh Raha Hu Ke Me Sote Hue Kesa Lag Raha hu...!!!

Santa Ne Nayi Kar Li

Santa Ne Nayi Kar Li Aur Piche Likhvaya "Sawan Ko Ane Do"

Ek Truck Ne Piche Se Takkar Mari. koyki Iske Par Likha Tha.

 " Aaya Sawan Zoom  Ke"

Chandu Library Me 3 Ghante

Chandu Library Me 3 Ghante  Book Padhne Ke Bad Bola So boring Itne Sare Characters But No Story...

Librarian : Chandu Ji, Wo Telephone Diary Hai !!!

Bhakt Aur Swami

Bhakt Ne Swami ji Ko Kaha: Kya Aap Daru Chhuda Sakte Ho ?

Swami: Kyu Nahi? Ha Me Chhuda Sakta Hu...

Bhakt : To Meri 4 Botal Police Ke Pas He Chhuda Lavo. !!!

Swami Ji Ne Ladke Ko Kaha

Swami Ne Ladke Ko Kaha.

Swami: Beta Hum Bahut Khush Hua Ek Mannat Mang.

Ladka : Muje Shadi Ke Bandhan Se Mukt Kar Do..

Swami: Mene Mannat Mangne Ko Kaha Tha Jannat Nahi...!!

Barsat Me Girls Boli

Girl: Badal Me Teri Yad Aati he.


        Barsat Me Teri Yad Ati He..




Boy: Bas....Bas... Muje Pata He Tera CHHATA Mere Pas Lota Dunga..